Man in his Pyjamas A collection of comedy writing, poetry and Asperger Syndrome.

The breakdown

I despair I do

I huff

I puff

My ghast is flabbered

I’ve had enough

I’m spitting feathers

With a constant frown

No more news

Turn the TV down

*

Good God in heaven

What’s going on?

Can you Adam and Eve

This moronic throng

Celebrity tits

This drivel is tireless

I can bare it no more

Turn off the wireless

*

I’ve got my fingers in my ears

I’m not listening

LAH LAH LAH LAH

You irritate me

Antihistamine

Will relieve my YOU

Rash

I’m feeling worse

This jacket doesn’t fit right?

The arms are…

NURSE!

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